Winter Wonderland

Ok so most of you would most probably know that song right?

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening,
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Walking in a winter wonderland....

And if you don't..pls go buy yourself a christmas CD you grinch.

Anywaysss..keep the tune of winter wonderland in mind using the following lyrics. Enjoy.
(no I didn't come up with it)
*note: it only applies to guys.

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- theres a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It hold me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until out wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear !

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Happy Cristmas all ! =D